User:C Bender

Clayton Bender is an aspiring wizard currently attending his seventh year at his local high school. In addition to practicing his mind blowing tricks in the basement, he enjoys binge drinking Mountain Dew and playing Rock Band. He has a pet bumble bee named Buzz which he has lost on numerous occasions, but has always returned.

In school, Clayton's favorite class is physical education, since it allows him to maintain the stamina he requires to perform his acts of wizardry. He is allergic to oranges, leather, and red tree leaves. One day he hopes to be the lead producer of a home made YouTube video, however his hopes were crippled when he dropped his mother's video camera in the bathtub while attempting to capture footage of bubbles forming in the water.

In addition to his dreams of becoming a wizard, he would also settle for becoming the head chef at the local burger joint down the street. He is currently the cashier and makes just enough in order to feed his Mountain Dew addiction.