User:B Colon

Burt Colon was born on May 21st, 1990 in Traverse City, MI. Burt had an interesting childhood, living with his family who bicycled around the country participating in the USA Rock Paper Scissors (RPS) Championships (USARPS). Burt was very gifted in high school and received offers to attend many schools but would only agree to go to a school with a student who could beat him in RPS. It wasn't until he met Eva Guerrero that he finally lost and knew his destiny was to attend the University of Michigan. His success at U-M has been might I say, legendary. The alumni association is currently considering changing their list Things to do before you graduate to "Things to do to do 1/8 as much as Burt Colon." The change is still on hold as every time the settle on a fraction, Burt does more stuff.

Other things Burt does:

• Feeds Squirrels (but only enough so they aren't abnormally large)
• Stepped under the diag block M to avoid it