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Latest revision as of 22:51, 27 February 2020
And now, the lyrics of one of my favorite, if not absolute favorite comedy song, Good Times, by Sammy J and Randy
SAMMY J
It was a Monday
When we took the car
And drove it to the shops-
RANDY
I think it was a Tuesday-
SAMMY J
I'm pretty sure it wasn't- No you're right it was a Tuesday,
BOTH
Cause Derek had the permit
RANDY
It's a clear way on a Monday
SAMMY J
Yeah but we parked there
BOTH
So it must have been a Tuesday!
SAMMY J
When we took the car-
RANDY
Did Derek give that permit back?
SAMMY J
He said he'd leave it, when he went to Queensland
RANDY
We should chase that up
SAMMY J
We will
BOTH
Still!
SAMMY J
We were in the car
Driving to the shops-
RANDY
I'm serious that permit wasn't cheap
SAMMY J
Relax we'll get the permit back
RANDY
That's what you said about the vacuum cleaner
SAMMY J
Well that was different he's got allergies
RANDY
Like what?
SAMMY J
You saw the rash
RANDY
Its eczema
SAMMY J
He has to clean the carpet cause his cats got hairy bollocks
RANDY
He should get that thing de-sexed
SAMMY J
He can't he breeds them it's his way of coping with a difficult divorce
RANDY
As far as I can see his only allergy is giving back the shit he borrows from his neighbors!
SAMMY J
So we were driving north-
RANDY
I mean the guy can still afford to go to Nusa
SAMMY J
Yeah what's your point?
RANDY
He should just buy a vacuum cleaner!
SAMMY J
Look I leant it in good faith
How was I to know he'd take it inter-state and give it to his niece
for her first communion
RANDY
I didn't know he had a niece!
SAMMY J
It's complicated see his sister had a friend that died, she's barren so she felt obliged to care for her-
RANDY
So it's not actually his niece
SAMMY J
Well not by blood
RANDY
That's even worse I can't believe he gave our vacuum cleaner to a random stranger!
SAMMY J
So we were driving north-
RANDY
South
SAMMY J
South towards the-
RANDY
North?
SAMMY J
No it was northern suburbs
RANDY
South
BOTH
That's right
The map was upside-down! but we got there in the end
SAMMY J
Parked outside the fish and chip shop
RANDY
Fruit shop-
SAMMY J
Milk bar-
RANDY
Hardware?
BOTH
Bake- no, Haberdashery!
It's next door
RANDY
To the house and home shop
SAMMY J
We went in and bought a vacuum cleaner
BOTH
When we came outside
We had a parking fine
RANDY
Cause Derek had the permit
SAMMY J
He said he'd give it back!
RANDY
He didn't!
SAMMY J
Evidently!
RANDY
I won't be paying that!
SAMMY J
I'm trying to tell a fucking story!
RANDY
Well tell it then!
SAMMY J
I will
RANDY
Good!
SAMMY J
I'm telling it right now!
RANDY
Well tell it then!
SAMMY J
Yes I'm trying to!
RANDY
Good then tell it!
SAMMY J
FINE I'LL TELL IT!
We were driving
Home after the shops
RANDY
But when we pulled into the driveway
SAMMY J
Felt a bump
RANDY
Got out
BOTH
And realized we'd run over Derek's cat!
Who was being held
By Derek at the time!
We took the permit from his cold dead hands and ran away
GOOD TIMES!