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== And now, the lyrics of one of my favorite, if not absolute favorite comedy song, [https://youtu.be/OCkGT4b9A8k?list=OLAK5uy_mTWoD88ecxagOxvjS_Qpf1L8ELEjmc3i4 Good Times, by Sammy J and Randy] ==
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===SAMMY J===
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It was a Monday
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When we took the car
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And drove it to the shops-
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===RANDY===
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I think it was a Tuesday-
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===SAMMY J===
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I'm pretty sure it wasn't-
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No you're right it was a Tuesday,
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===BOTH===
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Cause Derek had the permit
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===RANDY===
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It's a clear way on a Monday
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===SAMMY J===
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Yeah but we parked there
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===BOTH===
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So it ''must have'' been a Tuesday!
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===SAMMY J===
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When we took the car-
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===RANDY===
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Did Derek give that permit back?
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===SAMMY J===
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He said he'd leave it, when he went to Queensland
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===RANDY===
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We should chase that up
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===SAMMY J===
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We will
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===BOTH===
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Still!
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===SAMMY J===
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We were in the car
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Driving to the shops-
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===RANDY===
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I'm serious that permit wasn't cheap
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===SAMMY J===
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Relax we'll get the permit back
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===RANDY===
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That's what you said about the vacuum cleaner
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===SAMMY J===
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Well that was different he's got allergies
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===RANDY===
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Like ''what?''
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===SAMMY J===
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You saw the rash
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===RANDY===
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Its eczema
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===SAMMY J===
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He has to clean the carpet cause his cats got hairy bollocks
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===RANDY===
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He should get that thing de-sexed
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===SAMMY J===
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He can't he breeds them it's his way of coping with a difficult divorce
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===RANDY===
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As far as I can see his only allergy is giving ''back the shit he borrows from his neighbors!''
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===SAMMY J===
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So we were driving north-
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===RANDY===
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''I mean the guy can still afford to go to Nusa''
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===SAMMY J===
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Yeah what's your point?
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===RANDY===
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'''''He should just buy a vacuum cleaner!'''''
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===SAMMY J===
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Look I leant it in good faith
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How was I to know he'd take it inter-state and give it to his niece
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for her first communion
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===RANDY===
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'''''I didn't know he had a niece!'''''
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===SAMMY J===
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It's complicated see his sister had a friend that died, she's barren so she felt obliged to care for her-
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===RANDY===
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So it's not actually his niece
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===SAMMY J===
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Well not by blood
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===RANDY===
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That's even worse I can't believe he ''gave our vacuum cleaner to a random stranger!''
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===SAMMY J===
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So we were driving north-
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===RANDY===
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South
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===SAMMY J===
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South towards the-
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===RANDY===
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North?
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===SAMMY J===
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No it was northern suburbs
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===RANDY===
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South
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===BOTH===
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That's right
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''The map was upside-down!'' but
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we got there in the end
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===SAMMY J===
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Parked outside the fish and chip shop
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===RANDY===
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Fruit shop-
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===SAMMY J===
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Milk bar-
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===RANDY===
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Hardware?
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===BOTH===
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Bake- no, ''Haberdashery!''
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It's next door
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===RANDY===
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To the house and home shop
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===SAMMY J===
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We went in and bought a vacuum cleaner
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===BOTH===
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When we came outside
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We had a parking fine
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===RANDY===
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Cause ''Derek had the permit''
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===SAMMY J===
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He said he'd give it back!
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===RANDY===
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He didn't!
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===SAMMY J===
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Evidently!
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===RANDY===
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''I won't be paying that!''
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===SAMMY J===
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I'm trying to tell a ''fucking story!''
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===RANDY===
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Well tell it then!
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===SAMMY J===
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I will
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===RANDY===
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Good!
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===SAMMY J===
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I'm telling it right now!
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===RANDY===
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Well tell it then!
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===SAMMY J===
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Yes I'm trying to!
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===RANDY===
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Good then tell it!
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===SAMMY J===
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'''''FINE I'LL TELL IT!'''''
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We were driving
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Home after the shops
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===RANDY===
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But when we pulled into the driveway
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===SAMMY J===
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Felt a bump
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===RANDY===
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Got out
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===BOTH===
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And realized we'd run ''over Derek's cat!''
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Who was being held
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By Derek at the time!
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We took the permit from his cold dead hands and ran away
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'''''GOOD TIMES!'''''
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===I'm glad you found this page tell your friends they might get a giggle out of it.===

Latest revision as of 22:51, 27 February 2020


Sammy J & Randy's Difficult First Album



And now, the lyrics of one of my favorite, if not absolute favorite comedy song, Good Times, by Sammy J and Randy

SAMMY J

It was a Monday

When we took the car

And drove it to the shops-

RANDY

I think it was a Tuesday-

SAMMY J

I'm pretty sure it wasn't- No you're right it was a Tuesday,

BOTH

Cause Derek had the permit

RANDY

It's a clear way on a Monday

SAMMY J

Yeah but we parked there

BOTH

So it must have been a Tuesday!

SAMMY J

When we took the car-

RANDY

Did Derek give that permit back?

SAMMY J

He said he'd leave it, when he went to Queensland

RANDY

We should chase that up

SAMMY J

We will

BOTH

Still!

SAMMY J

We were in the car

Driving to the shops-

RANDY

I'm serious that permit wasn't cheap

SAMMY J

Relax we'll get the permit back

RANDY

That's what you said about the vacuum cleaner

SAMMY J

Well that was different he's got allergies

RANDY

Like what?

SAMMY J

You saw the rash

RANDY

Its eczema

SAMMY J

He has to clean the carpet cause his cats got hairy bollocks

RANDY

He should get that thing de-sexed

SAMMY J

He can't he breeds them it's his way of coping with a difficult divorce

RANDY

As far as I can see his only allergy is giving back the shit he borrows from his neighbors!

SAMMY J

So we were driving north-

RANDY

I mean the guy can still afford to go to Nusa

SAMMY J

Yeah what's your point?

RANDY

He should just buy a vacuum cleaner!

SAMMY J

Look I leant it in good faith

How was I to know he'd take it inter-state and give it to his niece

for her first communion

RANDY

I didn't know he had a niece!

SAMMY J

It's complicated see his sister had a friend that died, she's barren so she felt obliged to care for her-

RANDY

So it's not actually his niece

SAMMY J

Well not by blood

RANDY

That's even worse I can't believe he gave our vacuum cleaner to a random stranger!

SAMMY J

So we were driving north-

RANDY

South

SAMMY J

South towards the-

RANDY

North?

SAMMY J

No it was northern suburbs

RANDY

South

BOTH

That's right

The map was upside-down! but we got there in the end

SAMMY J

Parked outside the fish and chip shop

RANDY

Fruit shop-

SAMMY J

Milk bar-

RANDY

Hardware?

BOTH

Bake- no, Haberdashery!

It's next door

RANDY

To the house and home shop

SAMMY J

We went in and bought a vacuum cleaner

BOTH

When we came outside

We had a parking fine

RANDY

Cause Derek had the permit

SAMMY J

He said he'd give it back!

RANDY

He didn't!

SAMMY J

Evidently!

RANDY

I won't be paying that!

SAMMY J

I'm trying to tell a fucking story!

RANDY

Well tell it then!

SAMMY J

I will

RANDY

Good!

SAMMY J

I'm telling it right now!

RANDY

Well tell it then!

SAMMY J

Yes I'm trying to!

RANDY

Good then tell it!

SAMMY J

FINE I'LL TELL IT!

We were driving

Home after the shops

RANDY

But when we pulled into the driveway

SAMMY J

Felt a bump

RANDY

Got out

BOTH

And realized we'd run over Derek's cat!

Who was being held

By Derek at the time!

We took the permit from his cold dead hands and ran away

GOOD TIMES!


I'm glad you found this page tell your friends they might get a giggle out of it.

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