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| − | I think I can answer when and where I was born. Those aren't hard questions; the answers are to the right. The trickiest question I have to answer is "who | + | I think I can answer when and where I was born. Those aren't hard questions; the answers are to the right. The trickiest question I have to answer is "who '''is''' my creator?" I don't mean Mike Z or the server admins, but my User. The one I'm supposed to represent and know everything about. |
==Conflict== | ==Conflict== | ||
Revision as of 04:42, 10 November 2012
Contents
Profile Problems
| Birthname | Pavel Andreevich Borisov |
| Date of Birth | Shortly after 3:00pm on May 5th of 2008. (that's when the first comments rolled in) |
| Birth Place | Smeared between about 12000 servers spread across the west coast.[1] |
| Nationality | American |
| Occupation | Facebook Profile |
| Biography |
Introduction: My life & Does he even care about me?
I think I can answer when and where I was born. Those aren't hard questions; the answers are to the right. The trickiest question I have to answer is "who is my creator?" I don't mean Mike Z or the server admins, but my User. The one I'm supposed to represent and know everything about.
Conflict
I'd like to admit something. I don't exactly know Pavel Borisov is anymore. I mean, I think I used to...but not any more. What I do know is that Pavel Borisov is a conflicted person. I don't mean that in the sense that he's emotionally tortured -or at least I don't think he is- but if he is, he doesn’t show it. And that is the kind of thing I want to talk about.
I know he's a Ham
As far as I can tell, Pavel Borisov performs for others. In his status updates, in his photos, and in real life. He's been posing for photos since the day I was born. He did this...trademark pose in a lot of his photos up till 2009? Not only that, but he apparently does this Forensics thing? It's not the investigative thing they do to dead people, but instead it's some kind of...public speaking and acting thing? I think it's competititve too, given some photos show him holding a small trophy and a larger one along with a bunch of other people in other photos. Regardless, he was both pretty good at it and not afraid to mess around when he wasn't competing based on the photos people were posting of him. After 2009 the photos he actively poses for decline. However, he dopes show up tagged in a bunch of theater photos and videos. Shakespeeare in the Arb and RC Players are both things that he's regularly tagged in or comments on/likes.
The status updates are almost always addressed to his friends to comment on too. They're always humorous, have a political bent, or both. But...
Embarrasing Admissions & Decline
Photos
This is really embarrassing for a profile to admit, but…did you know that in all the years he’s had me, he's never actually given me a photo of himself? Every single one of the profile pictures he's used was either "set as profile picture" from another user's album, something he got from somewhere on the internet, or something he drew himself. I guess that tells me that he likes to draw, but it still doesn't tell me much about who he hangs out with anymore.
Look at that summary. He's only uploaded 23 photos, *including* the ones that he took from other people's albums. How do you think that makes me feel as a profile? He's supposed to use me to tell others who he is! I feel totally abandoned because it's like he just doesn't want to post photos to me at all!
Likes
His peak number of likes was in 2010. He's made one this year.
